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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:00
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
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Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Have you ever had sex with sisters?
No, not a chance
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why are 'romantasy' books suddenly everywhere, and what does this say about today's readers?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way